uggly

i tell it like it is. case in point, a query from a dear friend this a.m.:
"am i too old for these boots?" with the following link: 
uggs

my response:

• "if you're in your 30s
• and you're over 3 feet tall
• and the product description contains both the terms kids and youth

then we both know the answer. and don't even get me started on the color."

to be fair, she laughed so hard that she cried.