real adeles have curves

to be fair, we all have a good side. and good hair days. and that one outfit that makes us look smokin'. which is why i carefully weed through images of me that are tagged on the 'book, and select as my profile pic only those that make me appear 9,000% more attractive than i actually am.

i love adele. she can do no wrong. with that voice, she could be ursula from the little mermaid and i'll buy anything she is selling.

that said, do not try to trick me. if i am flipping through People mag, and see you looking skinballs usa, i am happy for you. but don't do it, girl. i mean, i KNOW you've got the makeup team, the hair team, the lighting team, the stylists, the photoshoppers......but just don't do it. 'cuz we both know i'm going to peruse EW and see you looking like you just ate j.hud dreamgirls stilo, before she actually embraved her inner starvles the clown.